December 10, 2006 0

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have i ever mentioned my morbid hobby of looking people up on facebook and myspace when they’ve died/committed a crime? i totally love doing that, but it is kinda creepy. there was this dude at penn state who lurked in a stairwell and threw a blanket on this girl to assault her. once it was in the news who did it, i look him up and found that we have a large amount of mutual friends. lovely. and this one time some girl died and there was this embarrassing comment about pubic hair her friend had left a ways back. & that gets me thinking about what would be left of me online if i tragically died. i would forever be “THE FUTURE MRS. FEDERLINE”, the more to love, black/african horny housewife. & people would leave lame ass messages talking about how i’m an angel now and that god needed me back in his kingdom & i’m in a peaceful, better place…blah blah. although i’d like to think my friends wouldn’t say such queer things. not only that, my poor friend sara would forever be the competitive hot dog eating champion, exotic dancing, meth lab working, hitler idolizing, divorced bisexual with children. wow. be our friends!

cut the mullet //
eat my skeet


in other totally exciting news, i landed the role of mina holmwood in the altoona community theatre’s production of dracula: the case of the silver scream. i have been super pumped & waiting for this since june & i totally rocked the audition! the show looks like it will be amazing!! kick ass!

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