August 8, 2005 0

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the day birth control fails & i’m cursed with a child of my own, i can only hope that it’s not a boy. little boys are really really annoying & do nothing but cause trouble. of the gazillion things i’ve witnessed or heard about, today i will only focus on the little shits at national kids day. don’t get me wrong, i like kids (as long as they aren’t mine) & there were actually no problems with most of the kids attending the event. it was the kids who were volunteering. i couldn’t judge a kid’s age if my life depended on it, so i’ll just say that they were junior high age or younger. they were bored & hitting a balloon around. a balloon that constantly hit me in the back of my head. the chick i was volunteering with was their sister, i think, & she was not strict at all with them. if they were my brothers, i would have smacked them & told them how inappropriate they were being. when the one kid would blow up the balloon & then slowly let the air out so that it made a high pitched squeal (right in front of people at our table filling out surveys & taking free shit), i was ready to smack him upside the head myself. i was getting so pissed. then there were these kids who were blowing up the balloons until they popped. & you knew it was coming & when it finally blew – goddamn that shit is loud! & it makes you jump. boys just suck. i definitely don’t want any.

anyway, do you guys ever have songs that…follow you (for lack of a better word)? for awhile i was convinced there was something that i was looking for that i still hadn’t found. what it was, i didn’t know, but i knew i didn’t have it & it was really driving me crazy. this u2 song was everywhere! now it’s “total eclipse of the heart.” i don’t hear it all that often, but enough to make me notice that something’s up. & it’s almost always heard twice in the same day, which is really weird. so i’m guessing that since i’m not hearing u2 as much, i will find what i’m looking for – a total eclipse of my heart. how exciting!

junk feud

holy jesus this is the BEST SITE EVER IN THE HISTORY OF THE INTERWEB. if you have not discovered this site yet, oh my god…i can’t even express how much i love it. i will take my life the day LA takes this site down. i have not become so enamored by something online since……….nay! seriously. SERIOUSLY. i love junk-feud. i love junk-feud like margaret loves stars. this is now third on my list of what makes life worth living, after pink floyd & days of our lives.

this is also something i like a lot. it doesn’t even matter if it really happened or not. either it did & that totally rules! or it didn’t & it’s the greatest internet hoax i’ve come across lately! so either way, i win! read it all, it’s SO WORTH IT.

i love the internet!

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