September 2, 2004 0

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so today was the best day ever!! i can still say that even though i had a headache all day long & this one major bout of pms-induced depression.

as you know my state theatre gig is like a child to me and today just kicked ass for the state. we got radio sponsorship from my favorite radio station, 93.7 the bus! woo hoo! this is incredibly exciting to me, but then again, it doesn’t take much to make me happy. & the cherry on top of the greatness that was today was when I GOT OUT OF A PARKING TICKET IN DOWNTOWN STATE COLLEGE!!! i think i am more excited about that…i wasn’t even trying! i parked right in front of the theatre & i came out right as this fat, mean-looking spawn of satan ticket writer was hanging around my car. i say “have you already written the ticket? i can put more money in.” & he asked if i worked there. so i said yes & that i was leaving. he crumbled it up, said this one time he would let me off, but next time blah blah grumble grumble…whatever. so i said “thank you so much” in my heartfelt nice voice & peaced out of there. this was over 12 hours ago & just thinking about it brings such joy to me.

ahhh yes, on with the stories! last night i went to the grange fair. what can i really say about the fair? words just cannot express the essence of the fair. & since i’m really tired & i want to go to bed, i’ll have to summarize from the notes i took. yes, i had paper & pen with me & i would write down things that i just had to go back to the big city to blog about.

– first & foremost, there was no question that we were in bush country. if you’ve been to a county fair, you are familiar with the kind of people that frequent them. & these people are voting for bush. i don’t think there is a better reason to vote democrat, folks.

& on the subject of politics, i was deeply disturbed to see a gun raffle…………at the democrat booth.

– i also saw this teenage girl wearing a “to young for ashton” shirt. i got really upset because i had seen that shirt in the mall & i wanted to buy it for my mom. i told my mom about how i wanted her to walk around in public wearing it. if you knew what she looked like, it would just be really funny. whatever, it’s funny to me, i don’t care what you think!

– next on my piece of paper is ‘shit recycled topsoil “bathroom”‘ which was to remind me of the horrible experience that was having to release my bile in the foulest of places ever. this “bathroom” was like a big long shed with stalls & stalls of gaping holes of shit. the smell in there made me gag & i almost started crying it burned my eyes. & what really creeped me out the most was that it was a giant human waste compost for topsoil. were these award winning fair pumpkins and squash grown in human shit? is this practice really done? is this sanitary??? ugh.

well, the bingo was fun.

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