April 16, 2004 0

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once a long time ago, i went to the pet store at the mall. there was this tank of hermit crabs, & i was excited because i thought they were cool & i really wanted one. i picked them up & played with them & this humongous one latched onto my hand & wouldn’t let go. i kept trying to pull it off, but he had the death grip going & it hurt. i started sweating & wondering what i was going to do because this stupid pet store hermit crab was pinching the shit out of my hand & i couldn’t leave with it still attached. so i had to sit on the floor hovering above this cage for what felt like hours, tugging & grunting. that motherfucker finally let go after awhile, but man…it sucked. i never wanted those bastard crabs again…

there is this guy who drives 10 miles an hour on campus, & for some reason i always seem to be stuck behind him. well, the first time i was a couple cars back, but i guess that’s what happens when you drive 10 miles an hour…traffic starts to back up. the speed limit is 15, but i mean, come on. today he stopped 10 feet in front of the stop sign for no real reason. he irritates the shit out of me, & i think i need to get leave work early to avoid him.

might anyone know why intervideo windvd 5 wont play audio? i’ve been trying to watch my new kickass pink floyd dvd’s that the coolest person on earth bought for me off my wishlist, but there is no sound!! i cannot figure it out & the website is absolutely no help. i might just give up & try another dvd program. any good free ones? i liked windvd when i had it on my other computer, but fuck this shit, i’m getting over a cold & the last thing i want to do is fuck with a computer. what i really wanted to do was climb into bed & watch dvd’s on my computer…

alright, i’m ashamed to admit it, but i’ve gotten sucked into the apprentice so it’s time to route bill on…

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