January 23, 2004 0

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dear penn state, you have some balls asking me to give money to the alumni association when i don’t even have a job. your degree is worthless!

in other news, i’ve recently noticed that my eyebrows are awesome. not too thick, not too thin, & for once they actually look the same! my bastard left eyebrow has always been a bit jacked, but right now they are perfect! here’s to good plucking!

& for those of you keeping track, we got the penis patch, the smoking patch, the birth control patch, the heat patch & now the weight loss patch! i see myself covered head to toe in patches in the near future…

lose weight patch

oh, & check out this website, quite possibly the most unique & interesting site out on the internet today. i’ve seen breathtaking designs on several occasions!

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