November 26, 2002 0

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i am lazy. i guess it’s infectious or something. i’ve gotten to the point where anything that doesn’t involve scrolling or clicking just irritates the shit out of me. ok, not really, i just don’t feel like typing. but i guess it’s been a real long time huh? but it’s break now, i plan on working on the site a bit. that’s the plan, but we’ll see.

so when did i turn into such a girl?? god, i’d be almost disgusted with myself if i wasn’t having fun. i have discovered online clothes shopping. fuck ebay, i still got beef with them. but man, i’ve been going nuts buying clothes & shit online. well, nuts for a cheapskate like me. so it started innocently enough with a couple of shirts. i hate buying things without trying them on first cuz i’m weird & sometimes things look ok but then when you try them on they don’t look right. but i bought 3 shirts. i love them all! i’d show them but that totally requires doing work & i’m not about to do all that. right. then i went looking for boots. god these boots i got are killer. only $30 & i love them. so recently i had been searching for a coat. not just any old lame coat, but something hot. hot not only as in “nice looking” but also “keep me hot in the winter because i’m a baby & cry when it’s cold.” there’s something about the 70s that i just love. granted, the 70s produced a lot of ugly things, but when you hit the jackpot, you hit it sweet. & indeedy i did. i found my dream coat…for $40! oh how i love thee. i think i might love this coat more than a certain boy. words cannot express my love for this coat. not only have all my friends been telling me how much they love it, but i have gotten my final validation. this gay dude in my class was all about the coat. so now i want a purse to go with the coat. i used to be all anti-purse but then i broke down & bought one. but now i need another for the love of my life, my coat. anyway, not only did i hit the jackpot with my boots & coat, but i found every tall thin girl’s wet dream. mudd jeans in long lengths. oh christ on a cross, mudd is the perfect jean. i think they’re made for prepubescent girls who haven’t grown hips yet, so that works just great for me. i got a nice long pair that i can wear with my boots. & now i’m on a quest for another pair of boots to go with my jeans! this season’s fashion blows, but it’s bound to get better soon…i hope. but good things come to those who wait & you better believe i will find an awesome pair of boots. most likely online.

i spend my days searching online for clothes & shoes. i have turned into a god damn girl. but who gives a shit, i just look really hot in all my finds.

so other than that, here are some “quickies” on the past events i never wrote about.

  • like, a really long time ago my friends & i were out at a bar & there was a chugging contest. i can’t chug for shit but my roomy wouldn’t do it without someone else so i toughed it out. it turned out to be apple juice instead of beer (hi, we’re in a bar, we’re all 21, there were like only 10 people participating…cheap bitches) & you had to chug out of a baby bottle. i was dead last after stupid flasher girl that no one likes, but my roommate won & won us a dartboard. great story!

  • a few weekends ago some well to do alumni gave me & 2 other friends $20 each to tell us our names. that was cool. i really felt like a camgirl :/

  • um…some other shit that was pretty cool & probably would have made for a good story if i’d written about it when it happened but i didn’t & i forgot & it’s not funny.

  • & last but not least, artfag got to hear about my mom’s first time to planned parenthood before i did.

that’s all for now, i might just post again within the next month…

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