October 24, 2002 0

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wow. i now know where i got my stalking gene from. my dad works at the id office & one day this mexican lady & her friend came in to the office. the mexican lady then started to come in a lot…& she seemed to like my dad. you know, like, like like him. yeah, so my mom finds out about the mexican lady & is all play jealous. if i want to get my mom all worked up, i just have to say something about the mexican lady. kinda like if i want my mom to get all pissed off at my dad i jsut mention the time he got busted for being in a private chat room with a person named ‘pretty woman’ & yeah. heh. so back to the mexican lady. one day i’m working in the office & she comes in! i could tell it was her, & my dad tells her that i’m his daughter & yadda yadda since i was the one helping her. so later that day my dad tells my mom that i met the mexican lady & my mom runs to the phone to call me & get the goods. & at that point i realized that i hadn’t even looked at the name on her id card. my mom gets mad at me for not being able to do something as simple as looking up a name, but i was like, bitch please, at least i saw her! so i don’t know why we get on the topic of the mexican lady tonight at dinner, but we do, & my mom decides that tonight we’ll try to look her up to see if we can find her on the spanish department home page. low & behold the spanish department loves us, becuase it had pictures & bios of the staff members. of course i didn’t really remember for sure what she looked like, but we think we found out who she is. now, any normal stalker would stop there. but no, after we found her picture on the spanish page, we searched all of penn state for her. haha good shit. there wasn’t much out there, but i’m not kidding, i’ve found some crazy shit due to my elusive cyber stalking skills. if it’s out there, i will find it!

anyway, once we got the info on the mexican lady, my mom decided to make this picture of her the wallpaper on the computer so that the next time my dad turns on the computer there will be this giant picture of the mexican lady on the screen. man, i really wish i could be there for that. well, unless that’s the wrong lady. i guess i can now conclude that there was no way i was adopted.

oh boy!! i just got home from the bar & i had the kind of diarrhea that makes you sit on the pot for a good 10 minutes…because just when you think you’re done, oh no, you’re not. as soon as i was finished with that i stood up & booted in the sink a few times. jesus christ, i’m not even that drunk…

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