herro! you were expecting jodee, yes? well you have been foiled! but here’s an update for the 0 people who informed me of jodee’s whereabouts (you uncaring shit faces). he has been FOUND! but he’s not coming back 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 🙁 i have psychically reached out to our beloved jodee & if you would like to psychically reach him as well, i can be your channel (i will be whoopie goldberg to your patrick swayze) so send me $3.99 a minute through my paypal account, ok?? yeah so he went byebye & wont say why….i smell something fishy & it’s not coming from my crotch for once. so here’s your chance to get interactive up in this bitch!

what happened to jodee?!

he was abducted by aliens & is getting anally probed right now he is going into surgery only to start a new site as jonay the mafia’s after him for selling them oregano he & bertie have run off together to produce a super azn race he went on a shooting spree cuz you can’t have long sentences on this poll…but you can go & edit the html in blogger, so jodee really didn’t need to go gun down all those poor people at wal-mart because of the poll problem. there really was a simple solution. current results

anyway, today is my mom’s 50th birthday!!!! woo hoo! so you all should send in pictures of your dicks with “happy birthday rhiannon’s mom!” on it (some of you might have to write pretty small) & send it to me! i’ll be sure to pass it on to my mom. it would make her day. really. & if that wasn’t enough, rhiannon (a.k.a. livian)’s mom’s birthday is today also! wow! you can kill 2 birds with one stone! or make 2 mother’s days with one picture! & if you still need more incentive, there’s boob rhiannon who probably has a mom who will probably have a birthday. so get on it!

when i took this picture i joked i was going to put it on the internet. my mom said no. so i compromised. & my dad’s birthday’s on saturday, so…