herro! you were expecting jodee, yes? well you have been foiled! but here’s an update for the 0 people who informed me of jodee’s whereabouts (you uncaring shit faces). he has been FOUND! but he’s not coming back π π π π π π π π π π i have psychically reached out to our beloved jodee & if you would like to psychically reach him as well, i can be your channel (i will be whoopie goldberg to your patrick swayze) so send me $3.99 a minute through my paypal account, ok?? yeah so he went byebye & wont say why….i smell something fishy & it’s not coming from my crotch for once. so here’s your chance to get interactive up in this bitch!
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anyway, today is my mom’s 50th birthday!!!! woo hoo! so you all should send in pictures of your dicks with “happy birthday rhiannon’s mom!” on it (some of you might have to write pretty small) & send it to me! i’ll be sure to pass it on to my mom. it would make her day. really. & if that wasn’t enough, rhiannon (a.k.a. livian)’s mom’s birthday is today also! wow! you can kill 2 birds with one stone! or make 2 mother’s days with one picture! & if you still need more incentive, there’s boob rhiannon who probably has a mom who will probably have a birthday. so get on it!
when i took this picture i joked i was going to put it on the internet. my mom said no. so i compromised. & my dad’s birthdayβs on saturday, so…