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July 14, 2009 5

The Hidden Parisian

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June 26, 2009 0

State College Community Theatre Presents:

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June 24, 2009 1

Recent happiness

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After all this time, these things still make me very very happy. And I’m glad that they are documented on facebook!

June 17, 2009 4

What the duck?

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Several weekends ago, before my mom and I were to take in a civilized evening of theatre, we took a nice, leisurely stroll through the park…and saw a female duck get gang raped by at least 4 male ducks. During intermission, we stumbled across another liaison – although this time the male ducks were engaging in much more chivalrous behavior, fighting each other for mating rights with the little lady.

I always thought mallards were adorable. Everywhere you’d go in the spring and summer, you’d always see a little duck couple just hanging out being cute. Until I discovered how shitty male ducks are. Apparently, gang bangs are a pretty common thing in the duck world. So is male on male action. And after a male ducks knocks up a female duck, he abandons her. And then there’s the case of the homosexual necrophiliac

June 12, 2009 0

Wiki spin-offs

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I doubt I’m the only one to do this (and I can guarantee this is the reason I waste hours and hours of my day online), but I don’t think it’s possible for me to look something up on Wikipedia without opening about 10 other windows and reading articles that are nowhere near the original subject I was searching for.

Today’s wiki spin-off actually comes around full circle:

Mountain-laurel, after discovering the flower while hiking Mt. Nittany

Anorexia (not nervosa), a symptom of ingesting the toxic Mountain-laurel (ok, this was a cheat, as I had to search separately for this because there was no active link)

Broken heart, a cause of anorexia

The thousand-yard stare, a symptom of heartbreak

“Afghan Girl,” picture a survivor a Soviet bombing

Steve McCurry, photographer of “the most recognized photograph” in the history of National Geographic

The Daily Collegian, the Penn State newspaper McCurry contributed to

And now we’re back to Penn State and Mt. Nittany, etc. etc. Boy, it has just been such a productive day. And I haven’t even touched my work!

May 31, 2009 3

Total Eclipse of the Heart: Literal Video Version

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I rarely watch youtube videos, and I certainly don’t repost them…but…wow. I for real LOLed. God, shit gets good during the instrumental break (it’s a plus if you are as obsessed with this song as I am!). Words cannot even express. Just…WOW.

May 19, 2009 2

Election Day!

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If I were a Republican I’d hit up the polls and write-in Ray Gricar for District Attorney. If I were a Democrat, I’d vote for Ms. Stacy Parks Miller and her tenaciously flowing blonde hair.

stacy parks miller

I’m really only supporting her because she reminds me of some of Genoa City’s finest…Attorney Christine “Cricket” Blair and District Attorney Heather Stevens. While this is far less young and restless compared to last April’s local battle of the douchebags, it’s mildly entertaining, nevertheless.

cricket heather stevens

And now, completely seriously, go Carl Dreibelbis for whatever it is you’re running for in Middletown!

May 13, 2009 0

What is the library’s bitchass problem??

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Dear Library,

When you asked me if I would like to get email reminders when my books were due, I thought you would actually send me reminders when my books were due, so that I could avoid things like this fine that I now have.

I hate you.

Sincerely,

Rhiannon

p.s. I didn’t spill liquids on the book out of spite…that really was an accident. But now I’m not sorry!

May 2, 2009 0

Little Shop of Horrors

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Love and Light Productions Presents: “Little Shop of Horrors” LIVE at The Brewery!

5 Performances!

WEDNESDAY, MAY 6th at 10:30 p.m.

THURSDAY, MAY 7th at 8:00 and 11:00 p.m.

FRIDAY, MAY 8th at 8:00 and 11:00 p.m.

The Brewery, 233 E. Beaver Avenue, State College, PA. 21+

April 27, 2009 5

D is for Denmark…and Disappointment

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And I’m back. You guys didn’t wish me enough good luck…

But, even though I can be a total Debbie Downer, I am amazingly optimistic and can find a silver lining in any cloud. And speaking of clouds, there is not a cloud in this beautiful 80-something degree sky. LOVING IT.