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November 12, 2001 0

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don’t expect to hear from me for awhile.

you people are out of your fucking minds.

November 11, 2001 0

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hi, canning weekends blow. hmm…if i go into that more everyone will think i’m a big shit face. well, we’ll just say my weekend has been kinda lame cuz everyone’s out of town raising money for dance marathon. dance marathon = money for kids with cancer. me not liking people going off canning = bad. but there aren’t any parties! come on now. i think people should alter- nate…like instead of everyone disappearing on the same weekend, they split weekends so some- one’s around to party. call me lazy, but i’d only go out canning thanksgiving weekend & after the semester’s over in decem- ber. well, & right before thon when i realize i raised no money. but i’m not all evil. i like thon. i uh…trip for thon. ok scratch that, i suck. but, with all the survivorcam stuff going down, i have zero guilt for not going out this weekend.

November 9, 2001 0

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well i did a good deed today! i helped out this lady who was wandering around the dorms. she wanted to know where the dining commons were & what time they opened & all that. she used to go to school here & decided to go exploring. i’m helpful & nice. seriously. but then i think i overrided my good deed by giving dirty looks to this chick who was walking in front of me carrying roses & giggling. i’m eternally single & i despise happy coupled people. i roll my eyes & speed walk past them so i don’t have to be in front of them to see them be all happy & cute. grr.

anyway, this kid made me cam of the month. i’ve never even talked to him which is doubly cool. so by picking me out of the 31589625 camgirls on the net makes me happy & makes me realize that this kid is cool as shit. if you like me & you know it clap your hands. & send me hits cuz i’m just a big old yeasty hit whore.

i’ve always wondered how people with bad breath get dates. this dude in my 4:15 class had the worst breath ever. i mean, i can under- stand if it’s early morning & you just roll out of bed…but by late afternoon you should have brushed &/or used mouthwash. or if you’re someone with con- stant bad breath, get gum or breath mints. please! i have a bunch of pet peeves…but bad breath has to be one of the worst. i mean, just think of wanting to gag from the stench when getting sweet nothings whispered in your ear…or making out. morn- ing breath is something you learn to live with. but just all around bad breath…god, couldn’t do it. anyway, i did bad on my exam cuz i just wanted to get out of that class.

oh, & here’s my “i’m cooler than you for the day” fact. last night when i drove home around 4:30 am to crash at my house i saw a bunch of busses parked out front of this big nice hotel. britney spears had a show here tonight. i saw britney’s tour busses parked out front of a hotel in the wee hours of the morning. i could have pulled around back & staked out the place. i could have stalked miss britney spears who i like to parody almost as much as nay who’s back from “leaving the net for good.” didn’t even last a week. wuss.

November 6, 2001 0

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wow the big guy in the sky really likes me! my giant paper that was due tomorrow has been moved to monday. of course this will be right in the middle of crunch time for survivor- cam, but yeah i can manage my time & all that. i also learned that there is no concept of getting up early to do homework. hell, i was even late to class. but i did get to walk with my buddy mr. matty from candiflyp. a rock star OMG! he told me rumors were flying that i had a boyfriend. how interesting. when i cut back on cu-seeme every- one thought i had a man. & now that i’m off doing who knows what on the weekends, my regular crew “irl” (not to be confused with trl) thinks i have a boyfriend too. well it’s been a year so i might be due for one. LMFAO oh shit that’s funny. shut up. you don’t know.

November 5, 2001 0

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nothing new to report here…i’m going to be very tired & cranky later, running off 3 hours of sleep & no nap. we’ll pretend i’m still on my “vacation” but i have found an internet cafe to do a quick little update at, ok? anyway, instead of doing something useful like studying, i have to say how i am suffering a deep loss. nay is no more. any of you who know anything about me know that every other word out of my mouth has something to do with nay. it’s like i’m obsessed with her. but yeah more on that later as i’m gonna do a tribute. it’s gonna be good, oh yes. but now i don’t know what to do! what will i write about?? i can’t do my thrilling camgirl articles without the one everyone loves to hate. & oh i don’t h8, i <3. so i'm sad. yes. look for that later. now back to me. i’m gonna be gay & post up some old lame pictures since halloween is long gone & this article is old & well, i have no time or effort to write about anything. yeah i could do it now but i have things to do. i’ve also left my pictures section up with no pictures. that’s great!

time to crawl back into my hole!

November 3, 2001 0

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hello friends! i am taking some time off. no, not one of those “hi i’ve gotten a life & realized the internet is not important” things because yeah, i love the internet. i have 2 exams & 3 papers due in a short amount of time next week, plus survivorcam, so i’m going to be having a nervous breakdown. so i should be back thursday or friday or if i really do have a breakdown, i’ll be back when i get out of the nut house. christ, “real life” sucks right about now, it’s no wonder i’m living in a fantasy internet world. all right, bye!

November 2, 2001 0

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so it’s the homecoming parade tonight & it looks like i have no one to go with as people work & all. i called my mom & she was like hello no, i’m not gonna go to the parade with you. my dad is actually in the parade & i wanted him to drive me to our house afterwards to pick up my car. but he pretty much gave me the fuck you how will i find you? bit. wow. yeah. so i’m gonna be standing by some old folks by myself & stealing candy from little kids. last year when we went we’d find spots & would keep getting kicked out because they were reserved for sororities. fuck that shit. people have been marking off spots & putting out chairs since early this morning. they deserve to have their chairs stolen for leaving them unattended. & come on, you don’t have to get there at the buttcrack of dawn to reserve a spot. this whole reserving & leaving it unattended…not fair at all. if i go find a bench & i want it & sit on it for 2 hours waiting for this damn parade it’s mine not some old lady’s who put up a reserved sign & then jollied off to do god know’s what the rest of the day only to return 15 minutes before it starts. yeah, so, fun night ahead.

ok so i’m not a giant loser, i have people to go with. we’re going with a little kid. i’m still taking the candy chucked at us.

here’s a funny story…i was checking my stats tonight & someone from penn state had visited my page. so i’m always curious when i see psu links & when i looked up the name i nearly shit myself. i was like, hey i know this name. see, i thought my spanish professor was the guy looking at my page because the names are almost identical. i was like, holy christ, what a pervert! just generally creeped out that a teacher of mine was looking at this. & well, you all know how i talk mad shit on spanish so i figured that would be very bad. but alas it was a false alarm. now the irony would be if my spanish prof really did look at my page under an aol account or something. hahaha. yeah, so, that was my big exciting story. although maybe i should think about what i say cuz you never know who’s watching. fo’ sho’