Archive for March, 2003

March 28, 2003 0

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advertising and the end of the world today was very cool, i went to see sut jhally give a lecture on advertising. i went to see him speak 2 years ago when he was on campus, but i didn’t get there early & we couldn’t all fit in the room, so i never got to see him. this time i came 45 minutes early & the room was bare. anyway, a lot of the videos i watch in my classes were produced or directed by sut jhally so it was really exciting to hear him talk live. i even stuck around for the discussion after. shit, i gave up scrubs for this. i was pretty excited, no lie. he has some interesting things to say & has definitely made me think about things that are going on. the only thing that sucked tonight was that i had gas. no, i wasn’t farting the whole time…in fact, that was my problem. it was all backed up & i had gassy pains shooting through my intestines. i spent the whole time squirming around trying to release the gas that wouldn’t come out.

& not only did i get to see sut jhally, but i also walked through the middle of some war rally on my way to class. thank god it was pretty much over, but still. i feel like i participated in things today. i wasn’t some slothy piece of shit rotting away on the internet. i’m so proud of myself for actually going out & doing things more. unfortunately, i didn’t start doing this until after i’d missed out on a ton of shit. & i’m outta here soon, so i doubt i’ll get to do as many things as i want. that’s one thing that’s kind of bothering me. actually, it’s really bothering me. i missed out on joining clubs & groups & volunteering & just doing shit. not only for résumé boosters, but for fun-ness & life experience. there are things i wish i’d done…but it’s too late now & i’m bummed about it. that’s one good thing about college towns…always something exciting going on. i could definitely see myself living near a university so that i can continue to do stuff, although i dunno how long i could pass off being a student & going down to the hub for free late night student pottery making.

March 25, 2003 0

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from the collegian thursday, march 20, 2003…

Marchers celebrate feminism

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Over the course of an hour, participants paraded around campus carrying posters of inspirational women from a variety of races, religions, decades and disciplines of feminist activism.

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“We are not how we are defined; we are bigger than any one label,” said momma rhitard, while presenting her poster on Rebecca Walker, a “black, white and Jewish” feminist.

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this is what my mom does on her lunch breaks :/

March 20, 2003 0

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yay!!! reader mail!!

From: Harold Shackelford

Subject: bush picture on your cam

To: rhiannon0@yahoo.com

I always knew that you were an airhead but now i know that you are a complete moron putting up a picture of our president like that. Why dont you also put up some humiliating picture of our soldiers that are defending your pathetic self too!

Get a life, Shack.



From: lucky irish

Subject: Human garbage

To: rhiannon0@yahoo.com

I’ve always heard people talk about human garbage but I never thought I’d actually come across some until I landed on your website. You really are human waste. Your domain (rhitard) speaks volumes about what a piece of shit you are. Ever hear of Karma? Have you ever heard the phrase “what goes around, comes around”? You may not be in danger of becoming retarded but your children have a really good chance at being born with developmental disabilities. I’m sure a piece of garbage like you would probably just abort a disabled child. In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if your white trash ass hasn’t already had 3 or 4 abortions.

I also find it hard to believe you’re a student at Penn St, you’re just too stupid. Human garbage, like yourself, aren’t normally accepted into college. Oh well, I have to laugh when I think of the horrendous future you have in front of you. Scum like you always wind up miserable, sick, poor, and hopeless.

damn, you people have issues…do you get this worked up over political cartoons?? i find it very interesting that all i really did was show my disapproval in the way bush is handling this & you people go apeshit…ranting & raving & calling me mean names. i would’ve actually liked to have a good open debate about this, & i would listen to you guys even though you are so wrong, but christ, you wouldn’t even let me get a word in. that’s why i never really bothered to say anything, because it would fall on deaf ears. i mean, god forbid someone who thinks differently than you might actually have something interesting to say filled with facts to back it up. they use the term ‘sheep’ to describe those people who blindly follow anything their leaders say without question. if people didn’t stop to think about the other side to issues, we’d be even more fucked than we already are. ahh i could go on & on, but why bother.

anyway, along with those emails came an email from juan. i’m pretty sure that juan has a different opinion on the war than me, but he didn’t have his panties in a bunch & wasn’t all defensive when he wrote me. instead he suggested that i look at some websites to get another side to the story. i think that if i were to converse with juan, we could do so in a civilized manner, & maybe even learn something from each other. or agree to disagree. oh, i’m sorry, i was being rational…so my dear fans can understand: JUAN U R STUPID LOSER BLOODTHIRSTY DAUGHTER FUCKING OIL DICK FACE WITH A LOW IQ WHO SHOULD HAVE BEEN 1 OF MY ABORTIONS!!!

i also got an email from u.s. naval officer jason pittman …apparently he seemed ok with the fact that i have a different opinion on the war (& shit, you guys don’t even know what i have to say). but everyone knows someone who’s in the military or knows someone in the military…my ex is in the army. all they’re doing is following orders that incompetent leaders give them. it’s not their fault.

Regardless of what you or others feel about the war, please remember that the men and women fighting this war deserve our respect and admiration for putting themselves in harms way. Please don’t let this become another Vietnam, where the people’s disagreement with the leadership bleeds over to contempt for those who follow orders. remember the quote “The soldier, above all others, prays for peace”

so if you disagree with things i say, try telling your thoughts to me in a reasonable way. you guys would have failed miserable on the debate team, mind you. wow, & other people might even listen! you know…then you wont look like such an asshole.

but you know, hey, it’s cool…you got your war. who cares if we piss off more people…most countries hate us already so what’s a few more? if we don’t like it, we can just kick their asses!

March 20, 2003 0

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so who here’s been listening to outkast’s bombs over baghdad today? i downloaded it just for the occasion! but speaking of which, what a lame start to a war. i got out the noisemakers & confetti for the countdown. ok, i didn’t really, but i did enthusiastically count down & scream happy new year. but man, they had a live camera on baghdad & i was hoping some shit would blow up at 0…but nothing happened. hell, nothing’s really happened yet & it’s been 2 hours. this is retarded. really. i’ve been keeping my feelings on the war to myself but oh man, i have so much to say i wouldn’t even know where to start. maybe if i get my homework done, i’ll give you my take on this war thing. until then, please guys, check out the alternative media available, (i like ‘the nation’ & ‘z magazine’)…it might give you a better perspective on what’s really up. but if it’s not too much to ask, please mr. dubya, don’t fuck us in the ass too hard, ok thanks.


dubya

March 17, 2003 0

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so it’s st. patrick’s day, the day everybody mysteriously becomes irish. i guess if your great great second cousin twice removed was part irish, that makes you irish, too. so by that logic, hey, i’m irish!! speaking of which, i just recently found out that i’m part jewish! i guess how that works is that the “jewish gene” is passed down through the females, so technically i’m not really jewish cuz it was my grandfather who was the jew, but yeah, who cares. & i’m irish, too, dammit. that’s what is great about being a mutt. pick an ethnicity, i’ve got it in me. or i’ve had it in me if you know what i’m sayin’ *wink* haha. no i’m just kidding. right, so i’m gonna go out drinking today of course. regardless of whether or not you’re truly irish, you should be drinking. & i’ve never had green beer, so this is my first time…& well, i’m excited! i own nothing green so maybe i can use that as my way to lure people into giving me beads, leis, hats, etc. i picked up a nice collection last year. i was especially impressed with myself for leaving with a green pig.

st patricks day

now call me crazy, but isn’t a beauty & brains contest supposed to have hot chicks in it?

March 16, 2003 0

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oh man, yesterday i went to pittsburgh for a cat show & we found out we get to take our kitties home friday! god, we’ve been waiting forever. & what really sucks is that after going to the cat show, there are at least 5 different breeds of cats that i want. i will end up being a crazy old cat lady for sure, but it’d be a little bit easier if i got $20 pet store cats instead of $500 exotic grand champion pure bred offspring cats. but whatever i end up doing, i will be getting my precious birman. they are the most gorgeous cats ever & i’ve wanted one since i was 16. i should probably wait until i move to where ever i’m going to live to get one, but since my post-graduation options don’t look too hot & i’m just too damn impatient, i will get one when my lease here runs out here this summer. this waiting is driving me crazy cuz i want one now god dammit. but come friday, i will have my mom’s maine coon cat kitties to keep me from getting restless. here are some of my favorite pictures that we took when we went to go look at them back in february…


kitty in my shirt

kitty crawled down my shirt

my kitty

my favorite kitten

kittens

how cute is this?!
March 15, 2003 0

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once upon a time in the kingdom of atlantic city, a fair maiden arrived at castle tropicana hoping to acquire all the gold of the kingdom, so that she wouldn’t have to become a slave to the evil emperor: corporate america. but the fair maiden lost much of the gold she came with on the slot machines, blackjack & roulette table. see, roulette was not as kind to the maiden as it was when she used fake gold at charity casino night. the fair maiden was very poor, so the 80 bucks worth of gold she lost really sucked ass. alas, as the fair maiden sat around watching her fellow peasants lose their gold on blackjack, waiting for wenches to bring free drinks to drown her sorrows, a knight in shining armor appeared. he beckoned the fair maiden to sit next to him & play blackjack. he placed his gold in front of her, & the fair maiden quickly lost all the gold because the trolls of the kingdom dealt shitty hands and the fair maiden just has really really bad luck. the knight in shining armor then gave the fair maiden more gold so she could continue to play for hours into the night. after losing hundreds & hundreds of dollars, the knight decided it was time for them to turn their remaining gold into cold hard cash. the fair princess now held $225 in her hands. now, because the fair maiden is not a total ho, she told the knight that he should take the gold because it was his. but he let the fair maiden keep it. the fair maiden was slightly concerned that the knight might think she was a street walker, but after some resistance & the old “thank you so much, it was very nice to meet you, i had fun, goodnight!”, he finally let her return to her chambers to let her fellow peasants know that she loves being a hot maiden & thought shit like that only happened in movies. the next day they left the land of atlantic city after having one kick ass time & lived happily ever after. the end!

March 11, 2003 0

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atlantic city

no time to chat, folks. i’ve actually been busting my ass since break started, instead of lying around in sweats & not leaving my apartment like usual. i’m going to atlantic city for the next few days! it’s my first time there, so lets hope all goes well. & lets see if i end up prostituting myself just to get gas money to drive home. wish this stingy little non-risk taker some luck!

March 9, 2003 0

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hahaha oh man, i’m watching the religious channel & there’s this show on where they’re totally freaking out about rock & rap stars who commit sin while wearing crosses & having religious shit tattooed on them. oh no, these stars are demeaning the word of god & making satan proud. you can order the danger of rock & roll video & i don’t think it’s any coincidence that it’s $69.95…

i think i need to write visa to tell them their visa check card commercials are completely worthless. i used my check card to buy this (more expensive than it should have been) shirt today & the lady asked me for id. you know, because the purpose of the card is so you don’t have to worry about getting hassled with the id crap. i even joked about it but she didn’t really seem to care. i should sue visa. maybe fib that i didn’t have my id on me because i knew i wouldn’t need it when i used the card.

so the people at adelphia are real buttlords. i couldn’t figure out why my images weren’t showing up & it took me forever & a half to find out the problem on their website. my url used to be home.adelphia.net but they decided to make everyone users.adelphia.net but never bothered to tell me i’d have to sign up for webspace again. right, because i had webspace before, but i really didn’t want my free webspace anymore with the new server so they were doing me a favor by not telling me. ok. so i have to upload all my stuff again. & the weird thing is, my images show up now (under the home.adelphia.net address) so i didn’t have to go back through my archives to change all the urls. i guess i can’t complain about that, but what is their deal? so that’s what i’ve been doing, uploading my files & making some site changes (that you wont even notice). i got some features lined up, but i need to write them…so i hope i can do all that over break. we’ll see how much i get done though.

March 6, 2003 0

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famous women in history part 2:

um…oops! i said i would post this days ago, but you should know me by now…i had to blow off studying for mardi gras & then i had to take my midterm today (& i kicked it’s ass, mind you). but because i love you so much, here i am, in the computer lab no less, to bring you the oh-so-awaited conclusion!

heidi fleiss

heidi fleiss

heidi fleiss, the hollywood madam. this chick organized one of the largest high class prostitution ring in hollywood. hell, she was a pimp & even i would have been one of her call girls. this scandal was huge because there happened to be a pretty notorious client list, filled with famous important people who didn’t want anyone to know they had to pay for pussy. & heidi started it all. a true role model for the business-minded woman. she became a media celeb instantly, & after getting out of prison, she successfully started her heidi fashion line & sex tips videos. this, my friends, is a woman out pursuing the american dream.

andrea yates

andrea yates

ok, so she was a crazy religious lady…but we can’t all be perfect. she would have made betty friedan & any feminist proud with her anti-motherhood statement. a friend of the pro-choicers, she supported abortion in about the 153 trimester. ok, lets face it. if you were stuck at home with 5 boys all day every day, you would have gone apeshit & drowned them, too. i don’t plan on having more than 2 little bastards, & i’m pretty convinced there’s a high chance i will drown them. & how can anyone say what she did was a bad thing? the kids were all named after people in the bible, & they probably would have grown up to be bible thumping christian freaks anyway, so she did the world a favor. so she is definitely a notable woman in my eyes.

traci lords

traci lords

traci i love you! really i do. she is by far my favorite porn star, as she should be yours. dominating the porn scene in the 1980s, this little vixen was only 15 when she started! in fact, she was only of legal age for one movie, & she fooled everyone. traci rocked the biggest scandal in porn history…you go girl! i’ve seen her movies…although i uh…don’t have them on my computer or anything like that, cuz that would like, be bad…& she is a wonderful actress! most people thought of her as a word that rhymes with ‘witch’ & starts with a ‘b’ but i think she’s swell. she’s also one of the few in the industry to break a mainstream career, staring in really bad, yet strangely erotic “mask-fetish” softcore movies.

lorena bobbit

lorena bobbit

you knew this one was coming. lorena bobbit is a hero in many women’s eyes. i know i love to threaten boys with the old “if you do that i’ll pull a lorena bobbit on you” line. this chick didn’t take shit from her abusive, cheating, ass-faced husband. while most women would go cry & take it, or file for divorce, she did the ultimate…cut off his penis! god, what a role model. she then drove out to a field & chucked it out the window. & the best part about that whole story was that she was acquitted! god bless the legal system. lorena bobbit, you truly are the most influential woman in history.