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May 26, 2005 0

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i was in sarasota, florida for a wedding last weekend. it was 80+ & sunny there…heaven. it is 50+ & gloomy here…shitty. anyway, it was a pretty ok time. except for my pooping problem. i’m going to tell you something personal. i poop a lot. like, multiple times a day. so it was very unusual that i didn’t poop for at least 4 days while i was there. i started to get nervous by sunday, but finally, after my mom’s big birthday feast at the 4 star restaurant, i released. & all was well. happy birthday! the only other real exciting story from the weekend was when i sprayed room freshener all over myself thinking it was perfume. the smell was nauseating, ugh.

well, besides the wedding, i got a lot of sight seeing in. we went to the g.wiz hands-on science museum. that was fun when i could actually understand the directions to the exhibits, which wasn’t often. i don’t understand how a children’s museum could be so confusing for me. science sure isn’t my thing…my paper airplane disappeared in the aerospace engineering exhibit. we also went to the ringling museum. after being inspired by my cousin’s photo of him licking statue titty, i really wanted a photo of my licking naked man statue willy, but my dad would have had to take the picture & i think that would have been really really inappropriate. so all i got was a picture from the circus museum’s trick mirror that made me look really short & fat.

saw star wars, too. christ, who knew darth vader was so sexy?! rowr!!!

May 12, 2005 0

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today i was a judge for pennsylvania history day. i judged senior group performance & there were some really hot high school guys! you hear about the teachers who are doing their students, & when you meet hot kids like that, you get a different perspective on the subject, ya know? anyway, to get back to the topic of judging group performances, it was great! i had so much fun. i haven’t had my theater fix since school’s been out, so i enjoyed it. & i was all important-like! i will definitely judge again next year if i can. & as far as my theater goes for the summer, looks like i’ll be behind the scenes at the boal barn. shame on those directors for not seeing my potential, dammit! there’s always next year, right? i do have a few improv things lined up, though. i’ll play a starlet for this fundraiser event for the state theatre in june. & i’ll be wandering around the fireworks on the 4th of july as betsy ross.