Archive for November, 2005

November 23, 2005 0

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i found a gray hair.

i am very upset. for reals, i’m not even 30! there will be no gray hairs, wrinkles, saggage, weight gain until 30 AT THE VERY EARLIEST. seriously, i’m stressed out over this on top of all the other stressful shit going on. so i’m just going to pluck it out & chalk it up to freak hair trauma due to the play. that’s all it is, no sweat.

November 16, 2005 0

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i’ll let you in on a secret: you can tell when i haven’t washed my hair – it’s pulled up. it gets greasy so to try to hide the stringy-ness, i put it in a pony tail or clip it into a half-bun thing. otherwise i just wear it down, because i really can’t think of anything quick & creative to do with my hair. so today i didn’t wash my hair. & instead of going the usual clip route, i thought i’d try something new. i busted out the topsy tail, my friends. my grandmother bought it for me like, 15 years ago, but i wouldn’t use it because everyone knew the topsy tail & i couldn’t risk being uncool. but more than enough time has passed, & i’m sure there are people who don’t even know what a topsy tail is. so i’m bringing back the topsy tail in all it’s glory. i even went exotic, i topsy tailed it & then braided it down my back. then i topsy tailed it over & over into a funky bun. & i bet if i look hard enough, i can find my book of the many different styles that can all be rocked with the topsy tail. so instead of looking like a greasy scumbag, i will look like i put some effort into my stylin’ hair. awesome!

November 6, 2005 0

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god, i am so depressed. i have the chance to have the perfect apartment. it’s a one bedroom on the top floor of a beautiful old house in a gorgeous area. it’s unique, it’s cozy, it’s across the street from work. it’s taken care of, owned by a good guy. it’s $435 a month & it’s everything i could ask for. but the catch is that there is absolutely no way i can bring my cats. i think i could cry. i want to live there so bad. SO BAD. but i can’t leave bunny. & i just can’t sneak her in. & bunny is being extra cute right now just to drive it home that this wont work. this is so fucking depressing. & the fucked up thing is that i might have another place lined up that’s a 2 story, 3-bedroom townhouse with wood floors. it’s around $500 a month, including heat & i’d get to split the bills & only have to live with 1 other person. i’d have a living room, dining room, bedroom & extra room to do whatever i want with. but i still want the other place! the townhouse would be a bit creepy, too, since someone i’ve got some bad blood with used to live there & that would really mess with me. fuck fuck shit. this sucks.

opening weekend of my play went well, though. i love doing it. i’ve been bit by the acting bug & now i can’t get enough. i’m going back to audition for “the senator wore pantyhose” because even though it’ll be during prime blizzard season & i’d have to drive over a mountain, how could i not audition for something with a name like that?!

November 1, 2005 0

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so i didn’t do jack shit for halloween & i’m sad about that because it’s one of my favorite holidays. i have dressed up every year for i don’t know how long & i didn’t this year. & i got all sad going out this weekend seeing everyone else all dressed up. anyway, i was talking to my mom about my plans on becoming a serial killer if i felt like a career change. it’s perfect since there are hardly any women serial killers. so if i were a serial killer, i’d go around college campuses slaughtering sorority girls on halloween. it’s perfect, you can be in disguise & no one would think anything of it! & being a chick, i could lure girls to my killing zone by crying about how guys suck or asking for a tampon. genius! & my costume? i’d be a slutty nurse! why? because the cops would be all like, ‘oh shit, we’ll never find this killer…do you know how many slutty nurse costumes we saw tonight???’ although i guess that would make it obvious that i was female…hmm, well it needs some tweaking, i guess? got a year to plan it, no? hahahaha. man, i hope no one actually does this, because it will make me look very suspicious…

anyway, it looks like november is the new september. i’ve got the play, some student films, thanksgiving, a wedding, an apartment, a big work fundraiser, & god only knows what else coming up. i don’t know how i get so overwhelmed with this stuff! & i guarantee once january hits i wont have a thing to do & i’ll be bored out of my skull…& depressed because i’m old. anyway, i don’t have time to go find 30 songs about november, like i did with september, so just listen to “november rain” everyday & think about me. & i’ll leave you with a fun story…well, to me anyway. i was a huge guns n’ roses fan back in the day. like, huge! went from paula abdul to gnr overnight. well, my mom’s high school was the setting for the reception in the video for “november rain.” so the next time i went to california with my grandmother i made her take me there & i was really really really excited. the end. see you in december, maybe? peace!