Archive for December, 2005

December 19, 2005 0

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hello my good friends, how are you? i’m good, i’m just getting ready for my double ass raping thanks to the wonderful state college cable companies. you see, d&e cable tells me, “yes, yes! we can give you cable!” but adelphia says “no, no! they can’t. only we can give it to you!” so currently we are signed up with 2 cable companies. & one of them is definitely dicking me around. i’m sure one will let us go after a nice ass raping or “early termination fee” although i’m definitely putting up a fight if they try it. & this is on top of the 50-fucking-dollars a month we are expected to pay for cable internet. $50 for internet! i know, i can’t believe people actually pay that, either! i’m about ready to tell both of them to shove it & go with verizon dsl (& you know how i love my monthly verizon wireless raping!). we could actually get dsl for only $20, less than half the price of cable. seriously, wtf?? god dammit, fuck adelphia AND d&e. i hope you all have a shitty christmas & your children die. i have a feeling we’re not getting out of this easily…

actually, no. i believe we’re going to come out fine. it doesn’t look like we signed a contract for cable internet with adelphia…& even if we did, i downloaded the service agreement & there’s nothing about a year long contractual obligation. & d&e can go to hell. they just signed me up without doing a site survey first because i told them i could get adelphia. these guys have been jerking me around & i don’t speak “cable” so i have no idea what the hell is going on, but all i know is that i still hate everyone. & i’m taking my internet business elsewhere. bitches.

December 14, 2005 0

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why? why??? WHY????????????? why do we finally get soapnet on digital cable weeks before i get my own place, where i wont have digital cable?! i refuse to get adelphia digital cable because i wont stand for monthly double penetration ass raping by both verizon & adelphia. it’s outrageous what they charge for cable & i can’t believe people actually spend that much to watch tv. so i’m sucking it up & going to *gasp* regular cable (hopefully with another service provider). i’m giving up the movie channels. i’m giving up the game show network. but man, soapnet?? before i even get to enjoy it? at least they just show nbc & abc soaps…i would probably break down & pay an arm & a leg for digital for that taste of cbs soap goodness.

oh no!!!!!!!!!!!! i made the fatal mistake of checking the soapnet site only to see that last fucking month was the month of days…showing classic clips & the original episodes…oh god this makes me so sad.

December 5, 2005 0

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i was all prepared to blog about how the alignment of the stars are all out of whack & that it’s throwing off the cosmic balance of the universe…all that astrological mumbo jumbo. because lets face it, things are just sucking right now. people are sucking, bad things are happening, the world is in a state of major suckage. are you guys not noticing this? it’s the fucking stars, man. you scoff at astrology, but there’s something to it, i’m telling you. anyway, so i’m convinced that there’s something seriously bad going on in the heavens & then i checked my verizon wireless bill…& my monthly charge is cheaper than it usually is. & i am left speechless. what the shit, i have no idea what is going on. i figured the planets & moon & stars were aligned in a big “screw you” formation, but with this verizon situation appearing, there may be hope for my audition tomorrow. fingers crossed!