Archive for February, 2008

February 11, 2008 1

vagina monologues

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My Angry Vajayjay

February 2, 2008 1


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Karaoke and the lessons I’ve learned:

1. No matter what time I plan on leaving the bar because it’s a Monday night, I will not leave until I get to sing “Total Eclipse of the Heart” (would also apply to Wilson Phillip’s “Hold On”)

2. I have absolutely no problem standing right in front, singing my heart out to “Son of a Preacher Man” as long as the rest of the group is holding the mic behind me

3. I don’t even have to know the people I’m singing with or what the song is to be convinced to come up on stage, as is the case with “Killing Me Softly”

4. As much as I hate to say this, Pink Floyd is not good karaoke material (even though I found this out the hard way on my own 4 years ago, when I first unleashed the karaoke beast)

I didn’t learn that I secretly love karaoke because I’ve known that
for years…I’ve just been on a 4 year hiatus.