Archive for May, 2009

May 31, 2009 3

Total Eclipse of the Heart: Literal Video Version

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I rarely watch youtube videos, and I certainly don’t repost them…but…wow. I for real LOLed. God, shit gets good during the instrumental break (it’s a plus if you are as obsessed with this song as I am!). Words cannot even express. Just…WOW.

May 19, 2009 2

Election Day!

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If I were a Republican I’d hit up the polls and write-in Ray Gricar for District Attorney. If I were a Democrat, I’d vote for Ms. Stacy Parks Miller and her tenaciously flowing blonde hair.

stacy parks miller

I’m really only supporting her because she reminds me of some of Genoa City’s finest…Attorney Christine “Cricket” Blair and District Attorney Heather Stevens. While this is far less young and restless compared to last April’s local battle of the douchebags, it’s mildly entertaining, nevertheless.

cricket heather stevens

And now, completely seriously, go Carl Dreibelbis for whatever it is you’re running for in Middletown!

May 13, 2009 0

What is the library’s bitchass problem??

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Dear Library,

When you asked me if I would like to get email reminders when my books were due, I thought you would actually send me reminders when my books were due, so that I could avoid things like this fine that I now have.

I hate you.



p.s. I didn’t spill liquids on the book out of spite…that really was an accident. But now I’m not sorry!

May 2, 2009 0

Little Shop of Horrors

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Love and Light Productions Presents: “Little Shop of Horrors” LIVE at The Brewery!

5 Performances!

WEDNESDAY, MAY 6th at 10:30 p.m.

THURSDAY, MAY 7th at 8:00 and 11:00 p.m.

FRIDAY, MAY 8th at 8:00 and 11:00 p.m.

The Brewery, 233 E. Beaver Avenue, State College, PA. 21+